Gobble D. Gook and the Aadhar jingle!

All Government Departments have been trying to hardsell the "benefits" of the Aadhaar Card. When they announced a prize for the best jingle to promote Aadhaar, Gobble D. Gook submitted this entry as a law-merick! 



"Come let us link your life to Aadhaar
Leave all care and strife to Aadhaar 
      We will exert no force
      You can even forget divorce
If you link your wife to Aadhaar" 
-Raju Z Moray